Dear Children
Today i am very angry...my neighbour's curly haired 12 year old daughter threw a tantrum about going to see some Shahrukh Kaan film instead of Rajnkanth's!!! whatever has happened to sensible movie-going audiences?? I can't believe it children...i still cant...
What do people see in that Kaan? Half the time he behaves like Shilpa Shetty's running nose in big brother...Need the cash and got no brakes..!
i am telling you..if i had it my way, i would rename him Shahrukh Corn..atleast then he would be useful swimming in one of those tasteless readymade soups my daughter in law pushes down my throat in the name of healthy food to avoid cooking in the night..
What a load of rubbish his films turn out to be..Main Bhi Goo na, Kuchu Kuchu Mota hai, Suck The India??? If i was the Prime Minister of India like Sonia Gandi (why do the gujjus keep giggling when i take her name??), the first thing i would do is ban this nuisance Kaan from all public functions..Do you know why? because my innocent children, he's actually Shahrukh Con!
My neighbour's son tells me he is going to buy a cricket team...ayyo sami! isnt that unfair? he has a pony tail so shouldnt he be buying horses? As a punter, he would be more like family to match fixing cricket officials....As far as cricket is concerned, the only connection he has to the game is those young maidens he brings to the dressing room who come with the hope of catching the eye( rather wallet) of the next budding cricketer in town...that is all ok..(how do you think i trapped ramasaami and gopalaraja the same day?!!) but this time i was shocked when i heard that Kaan actually brought some D-company for Dhoni! Im telling you,
if Dhoni gets mixed up in D-company, there will be no more shanti in his life...let alone an Om as an afterthought....
Anyway i tried explaining to my neighbour's curly daughter that Rajnikanth is God and Shahrukh is the same thing backwards but she insists on watching him wag his tail on the big screen...sigh...i give up but not before predicting he'll be down with rabies soon...And the day he does, you will see your old Iyer mami flex her six-pack sakthi masala powders saying, "Shahrukh Kaun???"!
Lou
Iyer Mami
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